Hahaha
Funny medicine quotes
I love quotes..and if they're humourous that's a bonus!
Thanks dear, for sending me these quotes which really tickled my funny bone. *LAUGH*
Before anyone gets annoyed by these stereotypes, let's just say they're all in the name of fun yah?! But i must say, some of these quotes have some truth in them..hehehe=)
Surgeon: A very bold surgeon is the one who realizes that his patient takes all the risks.
Surgeon: One CT scan is worth a thousand neurologists.
Surgeon: Surgery, like making love must be done gently with adequate exposure
Anesthesiologist: BBB (Blood, brain barrier)- The screen between the anesthesiologist and the surgeon.
Orthopedic Surgeon: If you can't pin it or cast it- than screw it.
Internist: Dermatology is the only specialty in medicine where there are 200 diseases and only three types of cream to treat them.
Medical Student: How many cardiothoracic surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb? One--he just holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Medical Student: What do you call two orthopedic surgeons reading an EKG? A double-blind study.
Radiologist: How do you hide a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? Put it in the chart. How do you hide a dollar bill from a radiologist? Put in on the patient. How do you hid a dollar bill from an internist? You can't.
General- Internists know everything and do nothing , Surgeons know nothing and do everything , Dermatologists know nothing and do nothing , Pathologists know everything and do everything- but a day too late.
haha.
I love quotes..and if they're humourous that's a bonus!
Thanks dear, for sending me these quotes which really tickled my funny bone. *LAUGH*
Before anyone gets annoyed by these stereotypes, let's just say they're all in the name of fun yah?! But i must say, some of these quotes have some truth in them..hehehe=)
Surgeon: A very bold surgeon is the one who realizes that his patient takes all the risks.
Surgeon: One CT scan is worth a thousand neurologists.
Surgeon: Surgery, like making love must be done gently with adequate exposure
Anesthesiologist: BBB (Blood, brain barrier)- The screen between the anesthesiologist and the surgeon.
Orthopedic Surgeon: If you can't pin it or cast it- than screw it.
Internist: Dermatology is the only specialty in medicine where there are 200 diseases and only three types of cream to treat them.
Medical Student: How many cardiothoracic surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb? One--he just holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Medical Student: What do you call two orthopedic surgeons reading an EKG? A double-blind study.
Radiologist: How do you hide a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? Put it in the chart. How do you hide a dollar bill from a radiologist? Put in on the patient. How do you hid a dollar bill from an internist? You can't.
General- Internists know everything and do nothing , Surgeons know nothing and do everything , Dermatologists know nothing and do nothing , Pathologists know everything and do everything- but a day too late.
haha.
posted by stephanie @ 8:21 AM
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